Only in America...
...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store.
...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.
...do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
...do we leave ours cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
...do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.
...do they have drive- up ATM machines with braille lettering.
Ever Wonder...
Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put mascara on with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor but washing up liquid is made from real lemons?
Why a man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
Why isn't there a mouse- flavored cat food?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when there all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
I hope you had a good laugh (or even a chuckle)!
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